Just a few funny things my kids said today.
Nick (my 6yo): Mom, we had a substitute teacher today.
Me: Really, what was her name?
Nick: Mrs. Something. All I can remember is the misses part.
Alex (my 3yo): Mom, do you have anything I can shred? I really need to shred something.
(Apparently he and daddy were shredding papers today and he wanted to do more.)
Alex (to me): Quit making me fart!
(I was carrying him like a sack of potatoes [over my shoulder] up to bed [he loves that!], which was apparently giving him gas.)
What a crew! Too funny!